handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.

Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"

by Jack dake December 1, 2017

bean shower

Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.

Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!

by Sluggymcslugface May 31, 2016

Birko Shower

An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.

I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.

by deadnan420 June 11, 2016

Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020