Dick Juice that's power full

Juice from a male or female penis. Once you drink it you become invincible, and to extract it you must squeeze it as hard as you can. Then Shit on it.

Dick Juice that's power full is best drink in the world

Dick Juice that's power full by ihjg0rhfv8eh0 August 30, 2017

dick vomiting 

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

dick vomiting by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

dick-bagel 

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

dick-bagel by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

Dick Melon 

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

Dick Melon by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018

Dick-out basketball 

To goof off and not take something seriously.

The floor manager scolded her employees "Get back to work! This aint no dick-out basketball! We have deadlines to meet!" when she caught them goofing off by the water cooler.

Dick-out basketball by sad_sad January 7, 2019

Dick Diaper 

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

Dick Diaper by funkngonuts January 14, 2019

Dick asshole 

Michael

“What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils”
“oh he must be a michael.”

Dick asshole by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019