International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

slap em with a chode

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

chineese chode chomper

a chineese person who chomps on chodes

The guy that works at Tim Hortons is a Chineese Chode Chomper!!!

by The BuzOb's February 27, 2005

Listen To Chode

It Is The Greatest band ever. have you ever heard them? A chode is a peni wider than it is long!!!!! ChoDe

Hey go listen to chode you double donwning doodle yanking homo gee

by ChodemAster September 18, 2003

his chodeness

one who would like to remain anonymous is really tall wears a sublime shirt and attends newport high- defined by mr chizzy

wow, did you see his chodeness on the silence of the lambs webcam last night?

by i am your father April 6, 2003

jewish chode huffer

a highschool boy who enjoys cumming into old mens nostrels, only to have the old man snort, then hock a cum loogie back into his mouth. he will usually have a huge tucan shaped nose and a brown bowlcut, and he DEFINATELY has a chode

did you hear about that guy dom? He a jewish chode huffer, i saw him chode huffing with his own GRANDPA

by chodechode69 May 2, 2011

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009