chesticles

A nickname given to any chick that is blessed with more than a handfull of what men refer to as boobs, tits, hooters, jugs, baby bottles, jesus handles, bouncing betty's, etc.

I hung out with Chesticles last night and had the privilage of holding on to her jesus handles for dear life.

by hateraidPLAYA March 30, 2010

roasted chestnuts

when you put your balls into someones mouth and fart

Dude, I just gave her roasted chestnuts!

by MsEmaMac September 19, 2009

Dumphole to chesty

A play on the Axe commercial's "Double Pits to Chesty" a Dumphole to Chesty is an erotic sexual act that involves the male inserting his Phallus into the woman's anus to retrieve anal mud, more commonly know as poop. Then, the male flips the woman over and smears his fecally covered phallus across her chest, giving her a Dumphole to Chesty.

Man, after i fucked that slut last night i gave her the worst dumphole to chesty.

by Collosus the Destroyer December 26, 2010

chastney

Only legendary guitarists that have long hairmay have this name.

Matthew Chastney is the man at guitar.

by rump roast August 12, 2004

chastier

Portmonteau of 'cheaper' and 'tastier', having the qualities of both.

The food at this restaurant is much chastier than the place we usually eat at.

by Anthony Leong May 3, 2005

The Cheat

The son-of-a-bitch who speaks ENglish worse than bub!

Dear the Cheat: Say "Douglas."

by dj gs68 April 25, 2003

meater cheater

A married man who cheats.

Ronnie Lott is a meater cheater.

by Lori September 4, 2003