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Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times 

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
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one day at a time

The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.
Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.

T.a.T.u. 

A duo of eastern European (possibly Russian or Ukranian) singers. They are whores becuase of the way their name is typed ( it really is typed like that). They were a one-hit wonder in 2003, and then their music just died out, and so did their popularity, (if they ever had any). Four months ago, they French kissed onstage at a concert and are now labeled as lesbians. Out of the approximate 3,700 fans that attended, 117 of them were homophobes, and every single one of them apprently died of unatural causes when they saw the duo kiss. Poor homophobes.
T.a.T.u. is the first lesbian group to have a hit. I wonder how...........
T.a.T.u. by Bubba #2 July 6, 2006
acronymm for tight asian twat.
he loves the t.a.t, he all ways dates asian chicks.
T.a.t by kelly (levity) September 29, 2007
stands for someone who is Totally Attracted To U
That boy is T.A.T.u you should go talk to him
T.A.T.u by Joizzle April 19, 2007

at-ih-tude-ey 

When a person has an above average bad attitude
I called on my bill, because it didn't make sense, and the woman on the other end was like "you know you are late?!!!" She was so at-ih-tude-ey. Yes, I know I am late!!

at least the fries were good 

when a situation or experience is terrible, but you sarcastically acknowledge the silver lining
“Hey Scott, how was the movie?” “at least the fries were good.”

“Judy! how was your date?” “at least the fries were good”