Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips April 09, 2016

Spiral Driving

Being really crappy at driving in an online game

Boi 1: don’t worry I got this
Boi 2: dude you are spiral driving
Bois:ded

by Thiccbeans September 20, 2018

drive safe, drive home

Not racing your subarus and binning in the dry

Drive safe, drive home Craig said to Jesse

by Canberra JDM Car Scene December 18, 2021

Driving to chipotle

Stalking someone

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.

by BicolasChrissy December 09, 2022

Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.

The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.

by thebartschside September 30, 2011

Pillow Driving

It tell’s that the person had slept a lot

I was pillow driving for the past few days

by M KDK December 02, 2016

Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina

We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

by Chili Peanut February 24, 2019