shit

the stuff that comes out of your asshole

Guy 1 : I just took a fat shit.
Guy 2 : Nice.
Guy 1: No, it wasn't.

by ihatemylife_triple_eight December 15, 2021

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS

A phrase used by ROBLOX kids to indicate when something is so incomprehensible or funny that they’re *shitting robux cards*

WHAT THE HELL? SQUID GAME MPREG? I’M SHITTING ROBUX CARDS!

by Bambianca November 3, 2021

Shit Head

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.

Man Tony’s head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I can’t believe it! He’s actually a Shit Head!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Shit

A dumbass like Donald Trump

Damn that guy is a piece of shit

by SoninicTerror9 October 29, 2019

Shit

Vulgar version of the word defecate, sometimes used interchangeably with the word poo, however most times you can find it being used to show that you are unpleasantly surprised by an event.

It also makes for a good summary of Candace Owens' personality

"Hold on I gotta take a shit real quick"
"Ah shit, I think mom found the cum sock"
"Man, the ending of GOT was kinda shit"

by ReetusNeetusDefines October 3, 2021

banana shit sundae

An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.

Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.

by kelledin February 4, 2015