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a derrogority insult
A - "wow thats some nice pants"
B - "YOUR FACE"
your face by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Your mum's yeast infection 

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.
"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"
Your mum's yeast infection by Ollie December 29, 2005

Your Beat 

a phrase used to insult people.
after losing a fight, you are left bloody and broken, and beat.
therefore, when someone thinks they are better then you, or that your lame, or pathetic, or something to that effect, "Your beat".
Girl: hey can you cmoe to the movies?.
Girl 2: maybe let me check..
Girl: okay.
Girl 2: nope. im sorry. i have to work.
Girl: oh thats lame. your beat for that one.
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Major: omg!. dude look at that girl!.
DJ: oh wow. shes beat.
Major: i know right. her car is a hot mess, and her facee.
DJ: yupp. thats why shes beat.
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Kid: i want to go to this movie so bad!.
Mom: i will drive you then.
Kid: but i need money.
Mom: well when you have enough, i will take you.
Kid: but mom i only need 2 more dollars! can i please borrow them?.
Mom: no, your OWN money.
Kid: *on the phone with friend* yeah i cant go. i need 2 bucks and my mom said no. sorry.
Friend: oh shit. that sucks dude. your moms beat.
Your Beat by Major. June 11, 2008
really your mom with a sex change
your mom snowboards
your dad by wipe April 8, 2003

your first name 

Wow, funny, never heard that one before....
except that it's underlined right above the search box.

And for the record, Urban Dictionary is officially declaring you DTM- aka Dead To Me. Which means you are kicked out of any upcoming parties and excluded from any inside jokes henceforth.

Nice going, smart ass.
Person- Hey, I know something totally hilarious that no one would have ever thought of before! I should totally make an ass of myself and just use the literal form of the suggestion above the search box.

*types in "your first name"*

Urban Dictionary- gtfo
your first name by VA to IL June 22, 2011

Your Mom 

A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...
Person 1: "are you in lesbian chat rooms again?"
Person 2:"well....uh...YOUR MOM!
Your Mom by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005