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The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!
by William7 July 1, 2021
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Wiggly white wanker

A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys
by Jonah_creighton February 16, 2022
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Adam is a Wanker

Term used for someone who is an asswanker
See that guy over there he’s Adam he’s a total asswanker

Adam is a wanker
by Ross Griffin December 17, 2023
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A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
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Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker
Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker
by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024
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full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.
Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.
by tomsal June 15, 2024
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