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Crackin the Beads 

Hairflip with attitude. The new "WHATEVER!" The equivalent of rolling your eyes in digust, except, using your beads.
Girl: "Hey everyone, look at my new ring that I just bought. It was very expensive!"

Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"

Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"

(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)

Guy 1: "Whoa!"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."
Crackin the Beads by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009
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Empty the bag 

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.
It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.
Empty the bag by T-Knight March 11, 2010

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.
Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

Under the Bike 

throwing or shooting something (dice, pong ball) under the leg. A form of showing off, or praying that somehow your cockiness pays off in the luck department.
He just shot four 7's in a row under the bike!
Under the Bike by 612-608 July 9, 2010

On the Bus Syndrome 

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!
John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

Saved by the bowl 

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.
Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

all the beys 

Generally all the coolest males in a school or social club/team will often blurt out this phrase whilst on a night out or sometimes just whenever they feel it's appropriate, could be during a game of football or even in a lesson at school.
Phone call:

Lad: Yes lads, who's out tonight?

Lads: All the beys!

Lad: Ahahahaallllaauhhhbbaaayysss!!
all the beys by FDZ December 17, 2011