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mateo

mateo my fav boy that i like alot but I don’t think he likes me back, or at least not as much as I like him. i miss him because i can’t see him at the moment but it’s okay, I’ll try and get over it even though i really can’t (im delusional.)
me: mateo snapped me!!
my friend: stop talking about mateo!!
by yourfavblonde May 16, 2023
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mAtErIal SquArL

We can't all be material girls....
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.

SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!
by material squarl July 20, 2023
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Matehaere

The sickest cunt out. Has a massive BBC and 6'3" atleast and a total billionaire
Matehaere? yea god at minecraft and pulls bitches
by anonymous July 30, 2023
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Material Baddie

A person who can hold their own and take care of themselves in the corporeal realm. They are typically very attractive and independent.
Alexis Rose from the TV show Schitts Creek is such a material baddie.
by Earthmangaboy13 August 27, 2023
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MaterBating

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating
by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023
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Mateo

Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.
AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)
by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023
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Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.
"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."
by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023
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