Bed

Something you sleep on

Jo mama 1: Guys I'm gonna lay on the bed

Jo mama 2: Me too Jo mama 1

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022

Raw bedding

Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.

We might want to stay at yours tonight babe, I've been raw bedding this week.

by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

kitten bed

A bed designed for kittens to nap in.

We got to give these kittens a kitten bed for them to go to sleep.

by Ritacca March 7, 2023

in bed with a bad bitch rn

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”

:wyd?

: in bed with a bad bitch rn

by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019