Failbag

(adj) conjunction: failure at being a douche bag. Common place attractive girls go out with guys whom are douche bags i.e jerks. someone who is too nice to land a hot girlfriend.

I'll never get the head cheerleader I'm such a failbag.

by Ardent-Darkness May 24, 2010

Fail Shot

A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.

Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!

by GC12B October 3, 2010

Fail-Fetti

When attempting to make a birthday cake goes wrong.

Ashley burned the cake, It's Fail-Fetti now.

by JFourTwenty October 20, 2010

fail basket

someone or something that fails, commonly said after a failed activity

Carly is such a fail basket.

by winbucket November 5, 2010

Failcid

A flaccid fail, short and sweet.

Erectile Dysfunction

Travis Routzahn = Failcid

by Schnalex November 27, 2010

Fail Frog

someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.

dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!

Ahh, she's such a fail frog!

by xxxxChastick November 28, 2010

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011