Fat Beaner 

A short Mexican that is generally out of shape, fat with sort legs, has a thick mustache, works at a carwash, eats "carne something" everyday, and spends most of his time staring at white girls he can't have.

Hey Fat Beaner, make sure you wipe down my 20's you filthy little savage!

Fat Beaner by DEH1972 October 19, 2008

fat ass

a fat fuck who only thinks about eating and doesnt have anything better to do

"damn that guy Joe is such a fat ass since he only thinks about eating food"

fat ass by paula rangel April 12, 2008

Fat Nigger 

Steve's special big ass hamburger that is half of the package of ground beef.

Hey adam do you want to cook some fat niggers tonight?

YEEAAAAAAH

Fat Nigger by Hate on that nigger steve October 9, 2008

fat bitch 

n. Person who has to struggle with large folds of skin to witness own feet or genitalia which embitters them and drives them to inflict misery on the rest of the world.

1.) A fat person who also happens to be a bitch.
2.) An obese person intent on causing and reveling in others misery.
3.) My coworker is a fat bitch!
4.) Chantell

fat bitch by areomalareo July 30, 2008

Fat-tality 

Fat-tality n. When a really hot girl with a bangin' body lets herself go. This tragedy is usually the result of a really bad break up. She just gets depressed and eats comfort food alone watching chick flicks until she blows up.

Did you see that girl your boy dumped a few months ago lately?

Nah.

She blew up dog!

Thats a real fat-tality there bro cause she used to be so hot!

Haha its like a scene out of Mortal Kombat and the new fat her did a fat-tality on the old skinny her and ate her!!!

Fat-tality by joeymars December 31, 2010

fat tuesday 

The day before lent starts when your supposed to get ready for fasting by eating as much as possible, even though most people don't fast the next day.

you: Are you seriously going to eat all of that??

me: Of course I am, It's fat tuesday!

fat tuesday by crobs1216 February 27, 2009

fat joe 

Rapper who used to be really good back when Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name Joey Crack.

Kid 1: You heard of that nigga Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was still alive. I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.

fat joe by Frank White, King of New York January 14, 2008