Conveyor Belt of Guilt

To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.

John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.

Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.

by Rasengan2theface September 3, 2012

convertophobia

fear of being converted to a religion other than one's.

It is due to convertophobia that he did not acquiesce in becoming a Christian.

by uttam maharjan December 17, 2012

Convercision

The difficult decision you are forced to make when deciding on what color/pattern you want on your new converse.

Fred: Man, I had the worst time making a Convercision yesterday
Jim: What did you choose?
Fred: Cupcake pattern

by chiefslapahoe June 6, 2013

Convenient Anatomy

Medically, when one's anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning.

In medical context: John Doe's incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scrotum.

by BriHartGuy July 31, 2013

Convobomber

An individual who derives great pleasure from being extremely blunt or unequivocal yet simultaneously witty and sarcastic in front of a group of fake-ass, two-faced people.

A group of parents are talking about how well their children are doing.
Sarah: "Oh yes, my little angel got straight A's this year. She was named top in her class and - haha - I can't say I'm surprised. Oh! Kacy, how is Susie doing."
Kacy: "Well, she's not giving blowjobs to nerds in the science wing bathroom so they'll do her homework, and she's not smoking pot behind the school like I've seen your kid doing. So I'd say she's doing spectacular!" Kacy leaves.
Sarah: "God what a Convobomber.

by trollmaster3498 October 28, 2013

convo honey

The category or topic that will make sure your convo "sticks nicely" with that person.

"My grandma's convo honey must be gardening."

by the antonym to your sanity April 24, 2014

Conversationists

People who excel at making great conversation.

Phil and Shelby are extraordinary conversationists.

by Shelby July 11, 2014