Amberdextrous

When you can take a shit on both sides of the bed.

Yo, from the stains on your bed I can tell you’re amberdextrous.

by Makachewbacca December 21, 2023

amber 2

the best kind of amber - the kind that comes from an alternate reality. passing interest uranus.

"what the hell just happened?" "amber 2 is here"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

Amber-Daigrepont

An “Amber-Daigrepont” is a VERY beautiful, somewhat-intelligent, sneaky, sometimes honest girl creep that does whatever she wants whenever she wants. She is prone to addiction, especially opiates like heroin and fentanyl, but will give that life up as long as she has a man that she thinks will take care of her. She is usually a part time call girl/stripper or a Fire Protection secretary. She will settle for a pedophile for a husband if she feels like that is someone that will pay for her lifestyle. Especially pedo’s named Jake or Kelly. She is a person with DEEP seated issues that has the courage, resilience and drive to succeed at anything she sets her mind to as long as she is sober.

Person: Hey! Did you fall in love with her? She’s a total “Amber-Daigrepont” and will fuck you while she steals your wallet!
Other person: Ambe-Daigrepont DID steal my wallet after I paid her AND she had the best ham-wallet my pork-steeple has ever punched!

by Lickity_slitickitty February 1, 2024

Amber

A validation whore. Someone who can’t resist the urge to post every “good” deed they do on social media.

Even though I donate plasma twice a week, I am never an Amber about it.

by Stfu4real November 12, 2023

Amber Heard

When a dog steps on a bee

Did you see that? The dog just did an Amber Heard

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Amberlyn

What is a Amberlyn? She is the sweetest,funniest, kindest person you will ever meet. She can light up the sky with her smile and wits if you don't have an Amberlyn in your life you need to get one right now.

Me: Do you know Amberlyn?
Friend: No?

Me: OMG you better find one she's the best friend you've always wanted

by Prettygirl_9 November 19, 2023

ameer

the real baddest. no bitch could ever step to him, he gets money,his body tea he super thick super pretty. his fans include beyonce,ariana grande and nicki minaj. many people look up to him and refer to him as “the king”

“who’s that fine shit who just walked in?
“that’s just AMEER”

by realurbandictionaryuser123 November 19, 2023