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party fart

A fart that is boisterously loud and emits little, if no, smell. In order to qualify as a party fart, said fart must be heard by at least two other people, exluding the farter.
Juan's party fart shook the room as everyone broke out into hysterical laughter.
by paranoidBernzoid July 16, 2010
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smart fart

A particularly pungent fart whose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.
"Oh my god, dude, it followed you! It's a smart fart!"
by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008
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farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off
quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car
by Squatdog October 26, 2003
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fart etiquette

The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.
Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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Fart Kiss

When you fart into another persons mouth, then that other person blows it back into your mouth.
While I was getting rimmed last night I accidentally busted a fart in my girls mouth, to my surprise she was cool with it and gave me a fart kiss.
by Mystery Shoe August 7, 2012
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blumpkin fart

A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.
"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."
by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010
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fart apocalypse

an explosion of fart made at the same time by several people, like ten to 40 people, in the same area
Newsman-a fart apocalypse happened today in Main Street of New York, New York inside a bus. Few lived, But most died of either exhaustion or the loudness. Sad day.fartexplosionflatulencebootydanger
by name mmmmmmmmmme October 29, 2010
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