Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025

Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

by Quantum energy August 27, 2025

Shower Tech

When you turn the shower so hot that it starts to steam up the whole room. While you are jerking off in the shower and when you bust with the heat and steam you pass out due too lack of oxygen from the steam and the pressure from busting all over the showers walls.

Yeah Trent I'll hop on Overwatch after I hit the Shower Tech real quick.

by datboyjay October 3, 2025

Butter tech

A adjective; Used to describe something in a positive manner, such as impressive, good looking, and or tasty.

What do you guys think of my new shoes?

“They are butter tech”

These burgers are butter tech, you did a good job cooking them.

How about that touchdown catch, It was butter tech.

by Shved October 18, 2025

Narp Tech

Anything relating to the characteristics of a NARP.

Dude 1: see that guys shorts?
Dude 2: yeah thats Narp Tech.

by OhioPizzaDude November 15, 2025

Mining Tech

A game on roblox that allows you to mine ores and layers. Also has a good playerbase.

Kid: OMG NOO FUCKS SAKE LAVA ATE MY FUCKING T7
Evil Player: hehe i drilled a server chest
Everyone on Mining Tech: L

by certified dirtbag douche eater December 23, 2025

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017