monkeyphone's retard night 

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

monkeyphone's retard night by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006

Gone Full Retard 

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.

Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.

Gone Full Retard by Phinton May 25, 2009

Stephanie Retard Syndrome 

A disease people with the name Stephanie get. Often known as S.R.S.
Symptoms are usaully extreme crazinies, retardedness, dry humor. S.R.S is uncureable but is not infectious to other. S.R.S is geneitically inherited.

Person 1: What happened to Stephanie? I havn't seen her in ages.
Person 2: Oh havn't you heard? Shes been diagnosed with the Stephanie Retard Syndrome.
Person 1: Well that explains alot.

Stephanie Retard Syndrome by NessaHeartSteph August 8, 2011

alcoholic retard 

people who only become retarded when they're drunk

Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard

alcoholic retard by YAY12345 October 19, 2010

Fucking Retard

Someone who is even worse than a retard. Is a spastic, and has an IQ less than 40.

Rishi Jobanputra
Many More
Rishi Jobanputra is a Fucking Retard

Fucking Retard by at_man March 24, 2009

Friction Retard 

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

Friction Retard by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

Dipshit Retard 

Morgan Ling

Larry: "Hey dipshit retard!"
Morgan: "durrr oatrick attac"

Dipshit Retard by MyBoyMorgan August 18, 2017