Definitions by Phinton

Gone Full Retard 

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.

Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.

Gone Full Retard by Phinton May 25, 2009

beeping the horn 

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)

Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck

beeping the horn by Phinton April 6, 2008

whiriskey 

A person with an unusually unstable head when drinking alcohol.

Look at the whiriskey head on that fella

whiriskey by Phinton October 5, 2007