fix your freezer and put your head in 

Another way of saying: chill out, cool down, relax, shut up, chillax, cool it, etc.

Dude, fix your freezer and put your head in.

fix your freezer and put your head in by addmore February 19, 2011

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye 

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye by Klauspes May 20, 2021

figure it put 

Someone says this if they are madly in love with you and obsessed

I’m really figure it put to this girl

figure it put by Sheep 5000 January 21, 2023

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No one:

Not even a single soul:

Urban Dictionary:
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$5 to put an ad here! by Tristan reads the dictionary January 22, 2023

People who put their own names and make the definition good 

a person with absolutely no fucking friends

P1: she's such a bitch
P2: shes probably one of those people who put their own names and make the definition good

People who put their own names and make the definition good by Milooooooooooooooooooooooooooo June 10, 2023

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day 

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day by Brown brown September 5, 2022