Stirring the brown paint

The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.

Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!

by Dr_Maseuss October 1, 2016

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

paint

Really cool in a fun, unadulterated, PG-13 way.

see cool

I like EA Sport's NHL 07. It is really paint.

by hontooo October 22, 2006

Paint Job

To paint a line of semen from lips to crotch.

I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.

by Tahbag March 17, 2009

In The Paint

Anus, Anal Sex, Ass licking

The porn star banged the chick "in the paint"!

by Vincent VanGoThere October 2, 2006

Paintballin

fingering two girls in a car while sittin in the middle when a girl sits there its know as sittin "bitch" or "skiin". "im not sittin paintballer or bitch"

sitting between to girls in a regular cab truck or in a back seat. "im not sittin paintballer or bitch". paintballin

by Daniel Filbey, Lexie Sachel December 29, 2007

pant biscuit

When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.

*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003