Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

Subtraction Rule

If you'd calculate for example 3 x 3 it would be 8 instead of 9 because of the fact that you subtract one from the original answer.

Smegma är efterbliven aka Subtraction Rule

by Inte Jesper April 6, 2022

Rule <13

Similar to rule 34. If it exists, there is a loli version of it. This simply changes the appearance of the character, not the age.

Shadman has drawn rule <13 of Overwatch characters.

by LaughOutLoudi November 13, 2021

Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022

Rule 201X

If it exists, there is a Megalovania of it.

Alternative Name: Rule 100 (Megalovania is the 100th song in the Undertale OST)
Origin: A parody of Rule 34 (If it exists, there is porn of it.). 201X is the year that the events of Undertale take place.

1: Hey, do you know if there are any Power Rangers Megalovanias out there?
2: Rule 201X.

by Shugunou February 10, 2022

Rule 42

Compassion
Forgiving others who have hurt you
Healing

I am showing rule 42 towards your situation.

by Project Legion October 20, 2021

Brighton Rules

A drinking/socialising rule that means – when it is called – all the attendees must have a pint in each pub they see on a route from A to B. Due to the high density of pubs in Brighton & Hove, the game makes it very difficult to travel even 1 mile without passing out.

George just called Brighton Rules. Guess that means we're not making it into town tonight.

by slea September 16, 2021