Definitions by ButtersFTMFW
Maury Rule
The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?
Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?
Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.
Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.
Maury Rule by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022
texas chili bowl
I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.
texas chili bowl by ButtersFTMFW December 4, 2010