Aunt Jemima Mistake

When you get done bozoing a girl and you put syrup in her butt so that her cheeks stick together.

Wayne, you've already bozoed her, now lets give her the aunt jemima mistake!

by Twittenham_rebel May 3, 2009

The Pink Mist

Gangster, underground rap crew from kansas city. founding members C-money and Double Bearyll under the label "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Records". this crew burst into the rap game with 2 hit albums: "Premature Annihilation" and "Drunken Rambles". Dont f**k with The Pink Mist.

guy 1-"The Pink Mist got a new track out"
guy 2-"whats it called?"
guy 1-"the nissan sent, man"
guy 2-"dang, c-money and double bearyll go hard"

by killsbury doughboy September 8, 2011

Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.

Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.

by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016

Merlin's Mist

When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.

Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.

by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018

Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters

Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!

by Tastyslag May 29, 2019

The Yappa mistake

Catching feelings for a girl that doesn't feel the same way about you

Miguel yuh meck the yappa mistake again

by Bunna Boiy November 19, 2019