Alteriated Milk

When Rick Astley gets into your milk.

MMM, ALTERIATED MILK!!! NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GOING TO LET YOU DOWN!!!

by the name who doesnt care 234 October 7, 2021

bruh no milk

donald you forgot the milk

Donald: (forgets milk)

jack: bruh no milk

by poopdyscoop November 16, 2018

on the milk carton

Missing.

Jimmy Hoffa is still on the milk carton.

by feenagh101 June 25, 2017

Cunt Milk

Another word for the liquid that comes from a woman’s vagina when she orgasms.

I sprayed my cunt milk over his penis in just under 3 minutes!

by ILoveToSpooge January 5, 2020

Spiked Milk

Milk which has had alcohol mixed in with it.

Yo, the cop let us go because he didn't notice that we were drinking spiked milk instead of regular milk.

by babrasch March 25, 2016

Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.

"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023

Funky Milk

Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.

Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!

by Haroldyray April 28, 2022