Landwhale 

A landwhale is a fat bitch who exceeds over the scale and is obese as shit. aka hunters type of women.

Ryan: Hey Hunter did you see that landwhale over there?
Hunter: yea, she is looking mighty fine. I should put my penis in her.

Landwhale by Funwithryan on YT January 13, 2020

landiya 

a person who has cut his upper skin of his penis

all muslims

landiya by vish al December 21, 2003

landstander

One who fights adamantly for a certain cause.

This word originates from the now-canceled animated series Home Movies, in which one episode featured the main character in a movie playing an ancient warrior called the Landstander, who simply wanted to "stand on land!"

"Dude, why do care so much about that old cartoon? You're such a landstander."

landstander by megas_ex_machina August 25, 2005

Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.

Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"

Moon Landing by 7-String April 5, 2010

go fuck a landmine 

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)

Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine

go fuck a landmine by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013

Landen 

Out going, nice, caring and hot guy. Pretty dirty but don't let that get in the way of any thing, and also don't forget about his massive... You... Know what. He is loyal and is a very good leader. And also very good in bed.

Dude #1: See Landen over there talking to that girl?

Dude #2: Yeah! He's such a great guy, I wish I was like him.

Landen by Allllluhhhalluuhh May 27, 2016

The Eagle Has Landed 

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

The Eagle Has Landed by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014