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Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.
Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.
by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021
mugGet the Frosty Johnsonmug.

SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.
Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson
by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022
mugGet the SuiSon Johnsonmug.

johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis
your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson
by johnson hairy April 29, 2022
mugGet the johnsonmug.

johnson

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth
by tazee July 12, 2022
mugGet the johnsonmug.

Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed
by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
mugGet the Smelly Johnsonmug.

top my johnson

by just smoove October 24, 2020
mugGet the top my johnsonmug.

Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)
Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson
by There is nothing available August 18, 2021
mugGet the Keena Johnsonmug.

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