ass rasp

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.

I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is

Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"

by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

by Cinna January 5, 2005

ass chewing

a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you.

I got an ass chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. *Variant - If I don't clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really chew my ass.

by Scobri July 23, 2010

Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays

"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"

by Louiegluey May 19, 2014

Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

by Maven April 15, 2004