Clam Bake

A group of lesbians having sex in a sauna.

That was the best clam bake of my life last night.

Hey do you want to join in on a clam bake with Sarah and I?

by trevskies August 2, 2012

Clam Vendor

A prostitute, one who accepts monetary compensation for sex.

That clam vendor almost gave me the clap.

by ClamVendor March 20, 2009

Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.

My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?

by Shaloami October 16, 2008

Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

clams chowder

Multiple portions of clam chowder.

Johnny sat down with his clams chowder, and proceeded to inhale both of them in mere minutes.

by Wordsmith McD February 17, 2021

clam manure

White substance leaving the vagina.

I fucked Sara last night and got clam manure all over me.

by D clam bake November 13, 2017