ipod

An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet.

For my 14th birthday I got an iPod nano. And I love it. Know why? Because it's a damn sleek design, it plays enough music and yes - IT DIDN'T COST TOO MUCH.

2gb. 500 songs. I don't need more, thats more than enough. For me anyway. So for you jackasses who can't live without your 60gb ones - I don't care.

The pad wheel is easy to use, and I wanted something I could see the songs i want to select. Hence the easy to find songs, menus, etc.

The Creative, and iRiver were MORE expensive than my iPod, for nearly the same capacity.
I don't want my ENTIRE computer of songs. I want my favourites I can listen to when I want.

I've had mine ages now, and I mean AGES.
it's not broke. I can still put songs on and off it. I've never got mugged.

Like anything in life it has defects:

Often, you can't hold 500 songs.
It scratches pretty easily

Internet nerd: afhaihgoa I HATE DA iPOD. BECAUSE I WAS CARELESS WITH MINE/CAN'T AFFORD ONE.

iPod user: .____.;;

See how judgemental I can be to iPod dissers?
Yeah. Relook your posts bitches.

by Emily Jayne August 28, 2006

I.P.S

An acronym for inverted penis syndrome where the penis is retracted within groin like a turtle with its head in its shell.

Oh shit, that midget so small, he got I.P.S!

by mekakitsune April 4, 2004

iphone

Mainly a cell-phone and an ipod, it has many other uses. It works fine as a phone, but works even better as a toy.

Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."

While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.

While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.

So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"

and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"

Student 1: "yea i just traded my iphone for a basic razor."

Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!

Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."

by redzone1 March 27, 2009

from the depths of the ipod

While listening to your iPod a very old song you havent heard in years plays that you forgot was even on it.

Ace of Base... wow! thats "from the depths of the iPod."

by KevinKman November 10, 2007

G.I.P. (Get It Pumped)

A term used when pointing out to one's peers that it would be in their best interests to have sexual intercourse with a specified individual.

''Here Jazz, that burd you are with is well nice, G.I.P. (Get It Pumped)!!''

by ChrQ January 20, 2009

iPod

A portable hard disk with the capabilities for playing music files, and viewing photo's(except for the shuffle). It can play music, save photo's, get scrathed up in a day, cause more errors on your computer than a goddamn nuclear holocaust, have a dead battery in 2 hours(rather than the advertised 15!), make you bankrupt all whilst Apple is making an assload of cash. The ONLY reason they are popular is because of the advertisements appealing to blacks, posers, "punk" rock lovers, and rich people. Nowadays, thoses people make up about 96% of society. Seriously (and not to sound like a smartass), if you know anything about the workings of technology, you will know that an iPod is worth well less than half of what it is sold for. Apple makes too much profit off of them.

ipod user-man i love my 400$ 60gb ipod.
creative user-Damn! did they suck your dick first?
ipod user-No,why.
creative user-cuz thats twice what i got my Creative zen for, and my battery last 4 times as long. Plus mine won't break like yours just did by attempting to put a .wma file on it.
iPod user-Oh well. chicks think i'm rich when i have my white and grey headphones on.

by crazyondirt14 June 11, 2006

ipsy

Acronym for the phrase "I'll pimp slap you." Most commonly used online and in text messages. Often a reaction to something dumb, unrealistic or crazy. Despite it's aggressive tone, this phrase has a friendly tone when used among people familiar with each other.

Maria: "So he liked antique shopping, I didn't think he was gay!"
Jose: "Are you kidding me? IPSY!"

Jose: "I've got hoes in different area codes!"
Maria: "Different area codes? How many?"
Jose: "Four!"
Maria: "IPSY!"

by proshuffler January 20, 2009