A portmanteau of "his" and "distort"; sexual act that involves a male pressing down upon pubic area fat in order to make his penis look bigger, often while taking a dick pic
Bobby managed to histort his way into a hookup with Suzy via snapchat but his measly four-incher didn't even come close to making her cum.
by 2021sofun! December 24, 2016
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Man, I used to really enjoy jumping from my helicopter and hijacking a plane in mid-air in Battlefield but it's just not the same without the historical accuracy
The Last of Us 2 had historical accuracy for about 3 hours but then it stopped having it
Utterly disappointed by the lack of historical accuracy in the Cyberpunk 2077 character creation options
The Last of Us 2 had historical accuracy for about 3 hours but then it stopped having it
Utterly disappointed by the lack of historical accuracy in the Cyberpunk 2077 character creation options
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by Whatwhat October 12, 2015
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I got so sick and tired of having history drummed into me in school that after graduation I made an appointment with a medical specialist and had a historyectomy performed.
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