Free Public Wifi

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.

I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

by pleaseletmeusethisname August 17, 2011

free range geek

Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.

Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.

by pfloyd October 2, 2004

free-ninety-nine

When something costs nothing because one stole it.

Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

free animal porn

This is UrbanDictionary, not Google. Oops.

Now, aren't you embarrased?

by Rie March 12, 2004

gluten free-tard

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012

Hungarian Free Kick

While eating a girl out, someone sneaks up on you and sticks his finger up your asshole.

Will: Shiit, I was eating my girl out the other day, and some dousche fag came up became me and stuck his finger up my ass.

Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!

by FengCao July 29, 2009

free cowboy hat

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.

Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.

by doritoboi November 4, 2006