Dildoodling

Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.

I went dildoodling with my cousin larry after he told me how awesome it was.

by cunnelangus September 27, 2011

DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

by dave October 11, 2004

dildan

a dildan is a sex toy used by men. It is in the shape of a pussy and fits rite on the guys knob so wen you turn it on it vibrates, and now your hands won't get tired!

The new dildan I just got feels like an actual pussy!

by j-wix February 15, 2007

dildic

adj.
Of, like, or pertaining to a dildo

It's really dildic to bail on your friends for a hoe.

by Jaiess December 28, 2008

dildesque

Stemming from the word "dildoic"; can be employed to describe the dildoic behaviors of another.

This could possibly be the worst piece of excrement put on to paper. So dildesque! What an idiot!

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

dilderanus

1) Someone who deserves to have a dildo forcibly shoved up their ass. asshole prick
2) A person who has rocks in their head where brains should be. Dummy

Damn that Britney Spears is such a fucking dilderanus!

by Conor Acomb & Shayne Mytinger January 25, 2008

Dilcox

Something that is overly awesome.

That movie was straight up Dilcox!

by Gregoryscott February 18, 2009