Why are you mad at me? You can't be mad at me for going back at you when you're fucking up my life. You provoked me. Your own fault crip.
by Stiletto~HeatherC June 28, 2019
Get the Crip mug.Ellie is a girl you want as your friend. She’s a fucking angel and has a heart of gold. She’s one of the most trustworthy and kind people you’ll ever meet. She’s so gorgeous and some people would die for her looks but she just doesn’t see it. An Ellie is probably the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. They’re the best with secrets. She’s the kind of person to talk you on long walks where you can clear your mind, or to take you shopping. It’s sad sometimes because Ellie’s are taken advantage of very quickly and suddenly they’re being manipulated by some two faced toes. Ellie moss’s are so kind that they struggle to say no... which is there weakness. But don’t worry, a crispy will intervene and save the day. Ellie’s you need to stand up for yourself. You deserve better friends, ones who aren’t two faced, ones who suddenly care when your pretty or dying, ones who are friends with you for money. Stay away from those people. They’re snakes. Instead try to hang out with the people who, put a smile on your face, are trustworthy, halerious, always there for you no matter what, absolutely stunning, so pure and wholesome, not the best at math but she’s trying, also obsessed with the dolan twins... If you haven’t guessed by now... all those things are what make YOU unique crispy. I hope you know you mean the world to me :))
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx
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A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
by LanuageGod April 21, 2019
Get the Crim-shank mug.Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
Get the cramp creep mug.1. The pain you'll receive, after a muscle contraction, that lasts mere seconds or even hours.
2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
A mother to her son, after she heard him screaming in agony last night.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
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