Child eater

A guy who eats kids.

Person 1- Jim is a child eater!
Person 2- I know, he cooked some yesterday.

by PLGamer June 28, 2021

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

fagtastic child

when you like a person is fantastic but you also think he/she is gay.

Wow, i didn't realize how much of a fagtastic child jacob is.

by boner from hell November 3, 2010

Wild Child Nation

A state of being involving pushing one to his or her limits and going overboard. Letting ones hair down and getting buck wild in a social setting. Members often tags WCN in appropriate settings.

That guy took a shot of jack, threw up on his date, and punched the bouncer in the face. Talk about Wild Child Nation.

by Birdio September 30, 2012

grown child

not fully an adult but still acts mature

When some one acts more mature then some one older than them then there a grown child

by yourgirlmarii July 2, 2016

unwanted child

Christian Smerchek

dat boi she dun gave'ed birtha 2 wus a Christian Smerchek, shea didint want 2 bee ah modther. he wus an unwanted child

by ChriTIAN BOI October 25, 2017

Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.

by Redres26 May 17, 2018