Tibetan hard candy 

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

Tibetan hard candy by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

candy jar

A girl's cunt or vagina. This comes from the phrase "eat out" and the fact that men want to get inside of it.

Used especially for fat or more experienced girls who have a loosened up twat which is literally like a jar (big and open).

"I want to get my face inside her candy jar and eat everything inside!"

"I fucked her in the candy jar and she came back for more."

candy jar by Yoyo master July 19, 2006

candy hands 

a person who compulsively masturbates,or a person who constantly touches women's "goodies"

Man 1:that teacher is hot!
Man 2:hey, want to get that dude in trouble?

Man 1:hell yeah!i've heard he is a candy hands

Man 2:i guess we'll be witnesses in the next sexual harassment lawsuit.

candy hands by NipplebackHater March 18, 2010

candy shop 

A situation that is created when a girl is wearing edible chocolate panties (or a thong), has just received a hot load of semen all over and inside her vagina, and simultaneously has her period. The wonderful kaleidoscope of tasty colors (brown, white, red) gives the illusion of a candy shop. Dig in!

Come on Sierra, let's go buy an edible thong, I feel like a trip to the candy shop tonight!

candy shop by ddan December 28, 2005

Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

Armenian Candy Apple by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

candy 

A fine sweet black chick

candy by Anonymous March 25, 2003

candy flipping

When four hours into taking LSD or acid, because at this time acid is at its peak you take X

Dude, we took acid four hours ago we should totally try candy flipping and take X.

candy flipping by Chaz Castel January 14, 2008