2 definitions by ddan
A situation that is created when a girl is wearing edible chocolate panties (or a thong), has just received a hot load of semen all over and inside her vagina, and simultaneously has her period. The wonderful kaleidoscope of tasty colors (brown, white, red) gives the illusion of a candy shop. Dig in!
by ddan November 27, 2005
To crap so furiously that the nastified toilet water splashes up onto your butt and thighs, so thoroughly drenching your anal area as to render an immediate shower both desirable and necessary.
After eating a 10-piece Chicken McNugget meal from McDonald's for lunch, my friend Harry Dunned and spent half an hour cleaning up in the shower.
by ddan January 3, 2008