let me drive the boat

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.

Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”

by Crashlandon August 14, 2022

boat boobs

when a shirt makes your boobies all squished together to form one giant uniboobie.

OMGGGGGGGG this shirt totally gives me boat boobs!!!

by a thug named B May 25, 2006

boatie

noun one who thinks they know it all when in fact they know little or nothing. verb to be boatied - to be subjected to listening to a boatie

she is so full of crap, she's an absolute boatie

by boatied to death April 20, 2005

boat people

ownership and/or having the ability to operate a boat.

you're not boat people, why would you even think about borrowing my boat?

by John Harrison October 8, 2004

boat

something that floats on water.

look at the boat on the water!

by 000ironman000 February 19, 2009

scrote boat

its like a sushi boat, only with scrotum

lets go eat some scrote boat

by heywud Jablowme November 17, 2003

Steam Boat

Giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a poo.

"Honey can you get in here? I need some extra help taking care of this one. Maybe if you gave me s Steam Boat it would come out a little easier".

by MinniexWheat September 11, 2011