Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.

Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”

by Crashlandon July 27, 2025

let me drive the boat

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.

Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”

by Crashlandon August 14, 2022

nose on the grindstone

To keep oneself strictly to working, and working hard.

Jim's father told him to keep his nose on the grindstone and out of trouble until he has paid off his court fees.

by Crashlandon July 10, 2017