abstinence

1. A form of STD/Pregnancy Prevention used by intelligent people. Not necessarily just for the church-ie/"fat" kind of people.
2. A fool-proof way to prevent being a slut.

1. I'm atheist, skinny, and have a boyfriend, but I practice abstinence because I'm smarter than getting pregnant when I'm 15.
2. OMG, can u lyk b leev tat Sara iz abstinent?

by akumu October 5, 2005

austina

austin, but in a feminen version
usually gets austin pissed when you call him that

"yo austina!"
"you little!!"..

the guy who said "yo austina" is probably dead

by PuErTa March 7, 2009

austic

The meaning that you are the god of everything

Wow that guy is austic

by Ha gaaaay January 27, 2018

Austist

Someone who is autistic, who also happens to be Australian.

Austistic person: *autistic screaming*
Normal Australian person 1: What's wrong with that bloke?
Normal Australian person 2: Oh. don't mind him. He's just Austistic.
Normal Australian person 1: Hey now. Isn't that a little offensive?
Normal Australian person 2: No, he's literally an autistic Australian.
Normal Australian person 1: Ooooh, okay.

by lmperfect January 29, 2017

abstinence

The single most effective way of protection against STDs. Reportedly 99.99% effective.
Remember Jesus.

Abstinence is the best form of protection against Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

by Moonflash September 28, 2005

Agustín

A person who is the joiner of homies.

Will forever be known as chrollo

E boy

Will draw your cat

"DAMNNN, my homie Agustín is a real one"

by Poopoolin November 15, 2019

abstinence

According to recent studies, scientists have come to the shocking conclusion that abstinence is the only full-proof way to not get an STD or pregnant.

FACT

You don't have to be fat, ugly, or religious to practice abstinence. All you have to be is smart.

by the.marionette January 15, 2008