fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

Mac One

An order for a big mac at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.

Customer: I'll have a Big Mac and a large fries.

Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!

Customer: Wow, mac one.

by Benjamina July 1, 2007

One for the homies

While having anal sex, you take a swig of your alcholic drink, pull out and very quickly pour some in your partners' ass before it snaps shut.

Last night when I was with my woman, I pulled a One for the homies with some champagne. She will now forever be known as bubbley butt!

by Top tier June 5, 2019

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

that one teacher

That one teacher who thinks you have all the free time in the world

John: oh my god we got a reading book and a project on Christmas from Mrs oberkurky!
Joe: You always have that one teacher.

by Wiener dogs February 14, 2017

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020