slobber down my nob you bitch

A phrase used when giving a Serbian/Yugoslavian (or one of those messed up eastern european places) prostitute orders

A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)

whore: Vhat Vhould Yer Liyk Meh Too Dooh?

You: Erm, Slobber down my nob you bitch

by johnboyuk August 20, 2006

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

oh my god who the hell cares

another phrase for "dude shut the hell up" or "I DONT GIVE"

Teacher: so when we mix these two liquids, they create a new colour and so that mixes up the colours..."
guy: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES, DUMBASS
guy 2: oh my god who the hell cares

by i like urbandictionary October 8, 2011

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

a cry for help

" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"

by desperate diahrhea pls help August 16, 2022

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012