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shafted twat waffle 

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.
Uh, that crackhead
shafted twat waffle by Marco January 6, 2004

twat waffle

1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment
Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.
twat waffle by Ashlor February 11, 2010

awful waffle 

When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.
Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight
awful waffle by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004

Stone Waffle

The first Waffle. Made of stone by the Titan, Prometheus, it is a source of ultimate power. It must always have a keeper.
The WaffleKeeper is the only one who can use the Stone Waffle

Blue Waffle 

A vagina that has some gross disease and turns blue and purple and oozes gross booger stuff and looks disgusting!!!!!!!!!
Blue Waffle by oly high kid April 17, 2010

Medium Waffle 

Some random bitch started it.. but who knows the definition to it ? Whom tf started this shit? WE DUTT ANY NIBBA WHO STARTED IT
Young Nibba: Medium Waffle

Cracker boy: What? I don’t have a medium waffle sorry bro

Young nibba: fuck off
Medium Waffle by Koolaid_sippin December 19, 2017