Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

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amish waffle

A waffle that has a beard, dresses in black, shuns electricity, and is fun to eat.

Yo homie dawg are you gonna go pick up some amish waffles?

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When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

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1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment

Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.

twat waffle by Ashlor February 11, 2010

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When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.

Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight

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The first Waffle. Made of stone by the Titan, Prometheus, it is a source of ultimate power. It must always have a keeper.

The WaffleKeeper is the only one who can use the Stone Waffle

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A vagina that has some gross disease and turns blue and purple and oozes gross booger stuff and looks disgusting!!!!!!!!!

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