Snapping turtle

Someone that always Snapchats a video with a long time duration.

I told Evelyn "stop being a snapping turtle on Snapchat".

by Pretty FLVCKO'15 March 12, 2016

backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

by samwise May 28, 2003

guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.

Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013

ninja turtle sex

Sex with backpacks on

Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!

by DanKuren June 3, 2016