Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

by cantbetheking July 22, 2014

meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.

Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.

by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017

Ass Sugar

The act of snorting cocaine from a strippers asshole.

Man last night Greg and I were doped the fuck up, he got a bit of ass sugar from one of the girls.

by MissMurderess January 17, 2017

ass gash

A transsexual's ass pussy.

I tongued her down good before I plowed her hot ass gash.

by TGirlLover February 10, 2014

ass rasp

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.

I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.

Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.

by Zotts June 17, 2010

Poopy Ass

When a dog has shit stuck to its ass and is all moody about it, so it drags its butt on the carpet to get it off. Also used to insult someone who is being a bitch about something that someone or something did to them.

Bro stop being so poopy ass.

by Tiny Dick Rick June 9, 2019