taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

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taking the mickey

A less rude way of saying "taking the piss". A joke, not really offensive.

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in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.

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Bay Area slang for asking if a person is interested in smoking marijuana.

"Aye dude I got no work tomorrow."
"Shiiit. Talkin bout it?!"
"I got 5 on it."

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to take a huge poop that hurts, or to have the burning poop sensation after eating spicy food.

Jason is taking a burn after eating Mexican dinner last night.

Taking a Burn by Hasson17 February 14, 2012

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intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

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its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.

"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"

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