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Straight month 

Not a real thing that homophobes made up to mock lbgtq+ problems.
Homophobe: yo dude it's straight month let's go outside and have a parade 🤪

normal person: actually there is not a such a thing called straight month. straight people don't need a month as they do have normal human rights and are not forced to be something they are not.

Straight sack 

1)The exact opposite of a Queerag bag(See Queerag bag).Often used in context with a straight male who does NOT exibit homosexual activity.
2)A straight man's scrotum.
1)A Straight sack is everything NOT found in a Queerag bag.
2)Hugh Hefner has a Straight sack.

straight trippin 

marquita, alejandro, jeff and anna

(see "ungrateful bastards")
americanator: you're straight trippin!!
not so legal immigrant: no, senorita. i am marquita.
americanator: exactly.

straight out of the oven 

Something or someone that is way too attractive/hot
I hooked up with this girl last night, she was straight out of the oven...

straight-lesbian 

A heterosexual woman who feels like she might as well be a lesbian due to her male partner's clitoris sized kenitalia.
All of your girlfriends have been straight-lesbians.

Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.
Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!