noodle skin 

Two extremely hot and cute guys that are crushed by two young girls.

Girl: OMG I WISH NOODLE SKIN WOULD MEET!!!
Girl 2: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!!!

noodle skin by ayogg December 30, 2013

Local Skin 

A person who lives in your area whose main/only appeal is that they live nearby. This is a negative/objectifying term. Could refer to male or female.

Man 1: Dude I heard you got with Samantha, you must be excited!!

Man 2: Nah, she's just local skin. On to the next YA FEEL

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Woman 1: Wow Kathy I heard you hooked up with Dave, What a catch!!

Woman 2: Nah you got it all wrong, Dave is 100% local skin. Onto the next, YA FEEL

Local Skin by Urmomsbutt101 July 31, 2014

tree skin dick 

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

tree skin dick by libby2013 July 7, 2016

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

saggy skin flute by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

gravy skin 

Literally Skin on Gravy, it forms on top of gravy that has been sitting out for too long. Dry Gravy Topcoat, similar to Jello Skin.

How Long has this gravy been sitting here? It's got a nice shell of Gravy Skin - Just the way I like it!

gravy skin by SuperProcrastina October 5, 2016

pudding skin

The loose hanging lips of the vagina. Just another term for wizard sleeves and roast beef.

Man... I went down on this broad the other day. And her pussy was all hanging like some pudding skin.

pudding skin by Dungeon Homer December 28, 2016

Muffin skin

The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners

I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.

Muffin skin by Some whitts March 22, 2017