Salad Floss

To eat an ass that has an abundant amount of hair.

Chris pretended salad flossing Trisha was an accident.

by JC and GT. February 6, 2010

Side-Salad

Someone who is used by another just to say they have extra hoes. AKA ... Said to be a Player.

My boyfriend's little brother thought so much of himself he claimed to have at least 2 side-salad's, excluding his girlfriend.

by Lacey March 27, 2005

titty salad

When you use a pair of breasts to achieve ejaculation and then consume the ejaculate from inside the cleavage.

Frank gave Bob a titty salad on Bob's enormous man titties.

by Vimmy March 10, 2008

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

Belgian Salad Bowl

Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad

This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.

by Psuedoynm May 6, 2011

endless salad bowl

When a gay man licks out his lover's anus for an hour or longer, especially after he swallowed a full bottle of Wishbone Italian salad dressing.

Jon Basquiat couldn't wait to try the endless salad bowl that Clive offered him.

by Dr Drew LePinskey October 8, 2011

Brotato Salad

The rather messy result of unleashing a severe beatdown on 2 or more bros.

Person A: "I hear you got in a fight with a bunch of drunk bros."

Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."

Person A: "So, what happened?"

Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."

Person A: "Win."

by Metreon October 14, 2011